10 Reasons America is the Best Place to Be for WWIII

The reports of America’s demise are overstated, over-hyped, and flat-out idiotic. Old Glory has certainly seen better and brighter days, but the click-bait articles on the internet about how the US is in a death spiral the same way Rome was when it burned are hyperbole at best and pure snake oil at worst. It’s no secret the world is on the precipice of the next Great War, but there are a few reasons why the United States is bound to bring another championship belt back when it comes to defending democracy. 

In the last article, The Coyote Time Confluence, I predicted a global petroleum production crunch that would lead to fuel prices reaching as high as $6.25/gal at the pump in the United States going into Summer 2023. That’s an incredibly high cost for a single gallon of basic fuel, but it pales in comparison to the $10+/gal our European counterparts will pay. They’re already at around $8/gal right now. Their production capacity is a fraction of ours, and they will fork over heaps of their cheapening currency to get the only fuel available to them.

Edit: Quite a bit of time has passed since I wrote the last article and began writing this one. It's March 2023 and oil prices haven't gone up yet. It may take some time to see the result at the pump, but once the SPR transitions from a seller to a buyer, the average American will feel the pain about 90-120 days later. 

Things are going to get bad everywhere. In fact, in many places, things are beyond critical. Banks in Lebanon have had to close their doors because people keep coming in to rob them... of their own money. Russia is actively invading (annexing) Ukraine. The largest canned vegetable producer in northern Europe has shut down due to energy costs. But America is likely to be the least affected, and such scenarios here are highly unlikely. Let's talk about why. 

Edit2: Now the West is contending with its own banking crisis. SVB & Signature Bank just collapsed. Credit Suisse went down the following week. The petrodollar is having its dominance challenged by the petroyuan (lol), and Russia will be launching its own digital ruble in the coming weeks. The way money works will change more this decade than it has in the last 50 years. 

#1 - The US Military

America will only tolerate so much from the "free market" before it will seek drastic action to dictate terms. Food and energy insecurity in the US is - well - a security threat, and it's the job of the US military to neutralize such threats. The US Army, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard, and Space Force exist to protect the interests of America abroad, and it's in our best interest to keep eating and going places. If foreign countries won't negotiate favorable terms with the diplomats, they will find "negotiating" with Generals to be far less conducive to good health. Will we say that's what it's about? No. But that will be the end result. America will only ask for so long before it will straight up take what it wants. 

#2 - Mo' money, mo' problems (for other countries)

The USD is the preferred currency in the world economy. In 2020, the Almighty Dollar made up 60% of the money in the world. As the conflict in Ukraine rages on, USD has overtaken the Euro in purchasing parity and may surpass the British Pound before the end of the year. America is known as the best place to do business, and our money represents the investment other countries have made in us. If the US Dollar were to fall, the entirety of the civilized world would collapse. That's a hell of an incentive for other countries to ensure our continuity.

#3 - Rednecks, roughnecks, and hillbillies

Beyond geography, one of the reasons that America has only been attacked a handful of times by outside forces is because such an attack is guaranteed suicide. No one has attempted an actual invasion of the US since shortly after it's formation. Allies and enemies both know that in order to assault the homeland, they would have to get by the formidable - but "restrained" - US military, only to be greeted by Jim Bob, Jethro, and the boys who will show them absolutely no quarter. May God have mercy on anyone who  breaches our border by force, because the citizens of this country will not. People think they want this problem until they get it.

#4 - Amber waves of grain among other things

America is the land of milk and honey. The country has a boundless array of varied geography and resources for production. As one of the newest but largest countries, we have unspoiled fields that yield a tremendous variety of crops. We have large reserves of fresh water. While we do import quite a bit of our lumber, it's so we can preserve our own. This country is also a leading producer of oil and natural gas. If the world were to shut us out, we could still make it. Very few other nations could say the same. 

#5 - America's Got Talent

Not only does the US have a wide array of domestic talent, America does a great job of stealing the best people and ideas from other countries. The immigration system in this country is notoriously difficult and expensive to navigate. The economic structure encourages entrepreneurship and innovation, so those with money, means, and skills are lured here from around the globe, boosting our fortunes and taking the best from less wealthy nations.  America does offer low-skill and poor people a chance, but typically, it's not a permanent arrangement unless one quite literally wins the (visa) lottery. We often depend on illegal immigration to handle the jobs most citizens avoid. 

#6 - Anti-social(ism)

The primary challenges facing the European Union and British Commonwealth stem from their high taxes and redistribution of wealth. These countries believe that healthcare is a right and provide quite a bit in the way of social programs when times are rough for families. While America does have certain analogous programs to the help the poor, the vast majority of them are for women and children, and they don't go to the same lengths as our  European counterparts. Around 90% of people in the US have health insurance, but only about 60% can actually afford to go to the doctor. Once you factor in the time lost from missing work and the high costs of prescription medication, a lot of people don't get the care they need. While that sucks for the indigent, it means rising healthcare costs and aging populations won't collapse our economy when taxes revenues drop the same way it might impact Canada.

#7 - A Country Boy Can Survive

Americans have a long-standing tradition of self-reliance and resourcefulness. Stemming from the pioneering spirit of the nation's founding, this survivalist mentality has remained deeply ingrained in the American psyche. From the Donner Party's desperate struggle for survival to the prepper movement today, Americans are no strangers to preparing for the worst-case scenario. In the event of a global conflict like World War III, the adaptability of Americans would be a significant advantage in ensuring the nation's resilience. This determination to survive and thrive, coupled with the resourcefulness of its citizens, would allow the US to withstand the challenges of a catastrophic event and bounce back quicker than other nations.

#8 - Friends in High Places

The United States has built strong alliances and diplomatic relationships with numerous countries around the world, particularly through organizations such as NATO and its partnerships in the Asia-Pacific region. These alliances are designed to provide mutual defense and support in times of crisis, bolstering the security of the United States during a global conflict. The diplomatic relationships that the US has fostered also contribute to its ability to maintain stability and resolve conflicts through negotiations and cooperation, rather than resorting to military force. These strong alliances and diplomatic ties would enhance the security and stability of the US during a hypothetical World War II, making it an ideal place to be during such a crisis.

#9 - Friends in Low Places

Slavery was outlawed a long time ago, with one caveat: prisoners. Raising taxes is unpopular, but everyone loves punishing a criminal. When lucrative monetary incentives fail to lure people to recruiters offices (with the military missing recruitment goals by almost 30% last year), expect law enforcement initiatives to increase in intensity and penalty with a "Get Out of Jail" free card for those between 18-35 who are willing to enlist. Still then, even the majority aren't likely to take the bait, and the government will make use of idle (and cheap) hands. Even today, politicians are pounding the panic button on "never before seen high crime rates" which is just a precursor to lock up more citizens. However unethical, for those that doesn't get swallowed whole, this safety net of disenfranchised people will manufacturer whatever is necessary to keep the enemy at bay.

#10 - Friends in Places that Don't Exist

The United States has been at the forefront of artificial intelligence and robotics research and development, producing cutting-edge innovations that can be harnessed during times of conflict. In a hypothetical World War III, AI-powered drones, autonomous vehicles, and advanced military robots would significantly augment the capabilities of the US military, reducing the need for human soldiers on the front lines and minimizing casualties. Additionally, AI-driven decision-making systems could optimize the allocation of resources and support strategic planning, ensuring the United States remains agile and adaptable in the face of evolving threats.

In conclusion: 

The United States remains a formidable force on the world stage and is likely to be the best place to reside during a hypothetical World War III. With its unmatched military prowess, economic strength, and skilled and resourceful populace, the US is well-positioned to face the challenges of global conflict. Additionally, the nation's vast natural resources, innovative spirit, and self-reliant mentality further contribute to its resilience in the face of adversity. While the world might be teetering on the brink of another Great War, America's ability to adapt and overcome makes it the safest bet in these uncertain times.